Macho's Nacho Thang

Duration

3:57

Genres

Modern Rock

Description

Lyrics

Back in the day If you wanted the ladies You had to be a “Macho Man” So if you want a display of a little sensitivitay Then I am not yo man She don’t need to hear it from me But I believe I got to make her see That she don’t wanna be with that “man” Not that “man” ‘Cause she don’t see that his sensitivity Aint gonna be enough masculinity Like this man Yeah this man Apparently she breakin it off with me ‘Cause I can’t see my inner femininity Like that “man” Not like that “man” He is not a strong man He is just the wrong man He watches Grey’s Anatomy and romantic comedies hey, hey! But I watch WWE and I love some UFC all day So baby if you want to be with him instead of me I guess that Macho’s Nacho thang He likes to take her to plays And coffee cafes and bake her soufflés How do I ever compete with that man Cause I aint Batman And he eats vegan cuisine Like a machine, he look like a string bean He definitely aint fat, man Must be a democrat, man She don’t want a loser He has just confused her He likes to drink his herbal tea And I saw him hug a tree that’s true But I like kegs of MGD And I’ll take you to the gun show, too So baby if you want to be with him instead of me I guess that Macho’s Nacho thang She don’t want a manly man She just want a pansy man I am such a handy man But she cannot stand me man She don’t want a man who wears That cheap cologne She just wants a man with low Testosterone What’s he got that I ain’t got I don’t understand Betcha I could take that dude in arm wrestlin’