Thinking Brain Dog
Album: Rock Scissors
By: Keith Horn
By: Keith Horn
Duration
3:20
Genres
Description
A mechanical dog that makes all your decisions and calculations for you.
Lyrics
I call him Sparky 1.0 – he’s such a good dog He’s full of data and algorithmic synergy That’s what they said at the pet shop (anyway) He got’s all the specs that I been lookin’ for Like a digital altimeter powered by – methane! (well) Who needs a memory? Who needs to calculate? Who wants to think any more When you could get yourself a Thinking-Brain Dog I call him Sparky 2.0 – he’s such a good dog He’s full of software and GPS technology And he loves to chase a tail He got all the facts and the figures for me: (The sum of the squares of the lengths of the legs of a right triangle is equal to the square of the length of the hypotenuse.) I call him Sparky 3.0 – he’s such a good, good dog He’s full of factoids and analytical rectitude I think I’ll give him a biscuit He got the scoop on the poop that he fetches for me, for me
