Up For Hanky Panky

Duration

3:08

Genres

Other

Description

Lyrics

UP FOR HANKY PANKY I was browsing on the 'Net' through the personal ads. Some were kinda cute. Some were kinda sad. But then one caught my attention, I would have to say, 'Cause it was looking like a character from Anime. She was down on her knees and wiggling her tush. I thought,"This is cool.", so I decided to push The arrow to the icon for her greeting to play. Then I clicked on the spot and she proceeded to say: (Chorus) I'm up(Female Vocals)For hanky panky I'm down(Female Vocals)With raw and skanky. Come on(Female Vocals)You're gonna thank me. I'm up...(Female and Male)For hanky panky. Well I couldn't resist. I just had to reply. Even though there was no photo, I didn't question why. And I had to pay for a message to send. I told if shes wants, she had a date to attend. She accepted my hasty invitation to dinner. I imagined then that I had found myself a winner. And although I think of myself as a man with a plan, I thought:"What if she wants me for a one night stand?". Chorus Music When I got to place, I saw her double chin. I noticed one tooth missing as she started to grin. She said:"I'm lonely so I came up with a plan To get myself a date with an attractive man. I used my technical knowledge and then I did wait To see if someone handsome out there took the bait." She said:"I'd understand it if this date you'd abort." I smiled and answered:"No, I'll be a good sport." So we went on with dinner and extended chat. But from this evening forward I'll remember that If there is no photo, there is no honey. Should you or I reply? (Male Chorus) No! Don't waste your money. Chorus I'm up(Female Vocals)For hanky panky. I'm down(Female Vocals)With raw and skanky. (Female Vocals) He's bad. (Male vocal)Somebody spank me. I'm up...(Female and Male)For hanky panky. (c) by Burtner Publishing