A satirical number written in response to the Haitian refugee crisis. In no way is it meant to trivialize the plight of Haitian refugees. It is more about the day to day living conditions in Haiti that make people want to flee in the first place, as well as the discrepancies in US immigration policies with regards to different countries. This song features Ross Rice (vocals and keys), George Harris (guitar), Dave Reinhardt (drums), Rob McDowell (bass) and Alan Craig (guitar).