Hey TH, Your song Redemption has been in my favorites for a long time, but never came to let you know, I am glad to see this in the top ten, congratulations!!!!!!!! Cathie
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ? Homeless
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ? Pay for the pizza.
What do you do if your bassist is drowning? Throw him his amp.
What does a timpanist say when he gets to work? "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, "We sound terrible. I don't think this is going to work. Let's get rid of the violinist."
What's the difference between a violin and a viola? There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
What is the diffference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road? The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
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Homeless
How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch ?
Pay for the pizza.
What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
What does a timpanist say when he gets to work?
"Would you like fries with that, sir?"
Two drummers and a violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, "We sound terrible. I don't think this is going to work. Let's get rid of the violinist."
What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.
What is the diffference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.