About They Might Be Zombies
Pembroke Pines, FL
If you find yourself..
In a bloodbath induced coma
laying next to your half devoured co-worker...hopefully your boss
Waking up smelling like bath salt,suffering a slow painful transformation to the undead or walking among the dead without a heartbeat and a thirst for human brains and flesh..
You may have one of the following:
BRAIN PARASITES-- might be zombies.
NEUROTOXINS - might be zombies.
REAL RAGE VIRUS -- might be zombies.
NEUROGENESIS -- might be zombies.
NANOBOTS -- might be zombies.
URGE TO LISTEN TO They Might Be Zombies.
THEY MIGHT BE ZOMBIES appeared on the South Florida metal scene in 2011. Lead singer, E-war takes the front stage in your face with his emphatic and deliberately stressful vocals. When you are out of ammo to kill a zombie you might as well stress it out right? Favorite zombie kill: Feeding zombie a russian toddler-grenade sandwich. - Guitarist, Smiley Dead J's flesh shredding riffs could definetly keep zombies at bay but don't let the smile fool you. Favorite zombie kill: zombie through a wood chipper (bringing a friend recommended). - Twisted Low frequencies are provided by Eggy...yup Eggy bass player and newest member of our crew. You might feel the occasional brown note and sure they say its thoretical but make sure you keep tissues handy, it might get dirty. Favorite zombie kill: 40mm grenade launcher to the....? well as long as it hits anywhere near its all good. - Last but not least the heart beat and the pulsing back bone is provided by Lega with brutal center-stage performance and generally beating the drums like somebody else's red headed step child...Favorite zombie kill: Point blank double barrel shotgun to the face. - Always be aware of your surroundings as you never know who might turn.., and be on the lookout you might find them at a venue near you. Also they might be currently working on their new album...
Stay tuned for information on release date and performances. \m/
Eat your Face!