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Well... Hello, I guess that's were I should start... By saying hello... Anyways, so hey, my name is Christopher Sammons and I am in the band The WouldaCouldaShouldas. We formed when we realized our potential for getting laid may be increased by being in a band, that was around 2004. After a period time of not getting laid we thought that maybe we should all give up and turn gay! Fortunately we decided at the end of the day to continue are rocking so that maybe in the near future we may get pity sex. Really our whole journey has been about having sex, whether it be with each other blindfolded, or seeing if at our shows some chick may be intoxicated to the point where she mistook me for being one of the Culkin's (i.e. the kid from Igby goes Down). We have written a number of songs, that you can now witness with your ears, and hopefully vote us up to the top spot, because I think that would give us money, and money is so fuckin sweet!

I shall now inform you about the members of the band.

Phil Osgood (The Drummer) was born in East Africa in 1986. After migrating to the Northeast of America he played a small role in forming the "Hungry? Why wait?" Snickers campaign. Soon he discovered the brilliant motto he helped create was one of the main factors in the increasing obesity problem in the states. So he quickly went to his Mansion and attempted to kill himself... This Brings me on to the next member of the group...

MYSELF (Chris Sammons... Guitars + VOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) I was a die-hard fan of Phil's work in advertisement, particular some of his Skittles work. That day, miraculously, I had been waiting for him to get home so that I may bombard him with my own, patented protected, skittles hug. As it was fairly dark when he came in through the door, gun in hand, ready to kill himself, I jumped out and accidentally/thankfully knocked the gun from his hand and a few skittles into his mouth. The sweet taste of the skittles instantly made him think better of the world and of who he was as a person. So in return for me saving his life, he said he would devote the rest of it to playing drums for me in a band.
I informed Phil that I knew nothing of playing in a band and hadn't the faintest idea why he would suggest such a thing to me. But, he insisted that we form a band... Bringing me to the next person...

Miles Bergsma (Guitar Guitar Guitar) Miles is the black sheep of the band being the only one that is relatively sexy! Phil and I met him while attending a charity fashion show in which Miles was the main and meanest of the models. As he strutted across the catwalk (as though he owned it) Phil leaned over to me and said, "We've got to have him!" I informed Phil that I was of a heterosexual decendence and he clarified to me the fact that he only wanted him as a guitarist in our band... not as a lover. I was rather relieved and we decided to kidnap him. After so many weeks of keeping him locked in our cellar and persistently teasing him about his shoe size he agreed to play the guitar in our band... Which brings me on to the last member of the band.

Alex Alex Axel Swift (Bass and Vocals) What can I say about swift that hasn't already been told by National Geographic? Problem nothing so I will refrain from discussing him.

But I love him!

Very very much!

WE ARE THE WOULDA COULDA SHOULDAS!!