Musical Creation for pure enjoyment.

When it rains, it is because he is sad.

If there was an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s lower intestines.

His shirts never wrinkle.

He is left handed…and right handed.

Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it still gets there.

His charisma can be seen from outer space.

The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.

His blood smells like cologne.

He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.

His organ donation card also lists his beard.

He is a lover, not a fighter. But he’s also a fighter.

His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.

Even his enemies list him as their emergency contacts.

He never says anything tastes like chicken…not even chicken.

He once diverted a hurricane by sneezing.

Everytime he winks, a butterfly is born.

His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.

A few years ago he built a city out of blocks. Today, over 2 million people live and work there.

He is the only person ever to ace a Rorschach Test.

Everytime he goes for a swim, dolphins appear.

Alien abductors ask him to probe them.

If he were to give you directions, you wouldn’t get lost…and you would arrive atleast 5 minutes early.

He once missed his boat. So he walked across the lake.

He invented many things. Most notably, the sun.