This song is based on a true story from my childhood. I know it’s not as fast or angry as punk oughta be, but I think punk should be first and foremost funny. Besides, there’s always room for a few slow punk songs.

Sure I may be 37 and a little chubby.

Sure I may be considered too old for this young man’s game.

But I’m here to get a record deal

Seal my fortune and fame

I’m a rock and roller

Will never be anything else

But until then

I’ll stack these cans on a super market shelf