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The powers that be over at MTV had a "great" idea for a TV show--following an aging yet photogenic rock band trying to make it in the music biz. Nikki Foust was all for it, though KrYpTiC k and Elizabeeth were concerned that it would be like 'selling one's soul to the devil.'

The producers assured them otherwise, so they agreed.

The show "Phractured Phairytales Rock (in) da House" was conceptualized as a reality sitcom a la "The Osbournes," hoping that comedy would ensue. Niki Foust, a closeted (or not so closeted?) exhibitionist started walking around nude and acting like a b*tch to get a rise out of her "co-stars."

KrYpTiC k and Elizabeeth would not play along and the show ended up being more boring than "Big Brother 3" and was cancelled after the first season.

The show's theme song, "Upstairs Jan," which was originally a meditation on alienation and social cruelty, did end up hitting MTV's top spot for a few weeks, but eventually Phractured Phairytails went the way of Eden's Crush...

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Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 4 at 7:34 PM EDT

Er, Girls. My bad.
Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 4 at 7:33 PM EDT

"How can I live without you" Is great, really like it. Keep up the kickass work guys.
Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 1 at 8:08 PM EDT

Hey, thanks for checking me out. :p
Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

N. ENVOYS
Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

N. ENVOYS
Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT

YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

N. ENVOYS
Posted by mums the word on May 26 at 3:21 PM EDT

I LOVE the name of your band!

I LOVE your music!

I LOVE your sense of humor!

Keep it up and make more music!

Thanks for the friendship!

Mumsy
Posted by The Dave Pepper Band on Apr 30 at 2:17 PM EDT

Have a great week! Stay LOUD All the best, Dave Pep
Posted by Tim Cahill on Apr 22 at 3:58 PM EDT

got some cool stuff there
Posted by Flyy Boii Mafia on Apr 21 at 5:55 AM EDT

Hey Friend, How you doing???
Posted by Piano Wizard on Apr 19 at 2:40 PM EDT

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!! YOU ARE EXTREMELY APPRECIATED!!!!!

YOU TOTALLY FREAKING ROCK!!! AN INCREDIBLE CONTRIBUTION TO THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE "MUSIC"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY NEW RELEASE OF "DRAMA" AN INSTRUMENTAL PIANO KEYBOARD ROLLER COASTER RIDE WITH A WICKED LITTLE TWIST!

ALL THE BEST,

DAVID KELLY
Posted by Gerard Elmore on Apr 18 at 5:58 PM EDT

Thanks for the add! You guys rock!
Posted by Jackson Wetherbee on Apr 18 at 4:16 PM EDT

Hey thanks for showing support for my tunes!! glad you liked it! best of luck to you!
-Jackson Wetherbee
Posted by arioch on Apr 17 at 2:53 AM EDT

It is with undue humility and excessive pride that I accept this PH Award. All kidding aside however, I am touched that you would grace my comments with such an award. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Arioch
Posted by HighRum the Recluse on Apr 16 at 6:12 PM EDT

Thanx 4 tha support!!
Posted by Yvonne Wood on Apr 16 at 9:09 AM EDT

The PHRACTURED PHAIRYTALES ROCK! I appreciate the sweet comment. I am a reality Tv fan. You have made my day.
Posted by Ron Hobson on Apr 14 at 6:34 PM EDT

Thank you so, so very much for the super cool Phractured Phairy Tales PH Scale Comment/Award that you posted on my page! Your Awesome Too!!!!!! Once upon a music website, there was a way cool gal who gave everyone involved much delight! She was old school punk, raw and ready to play, and became the modern day legend that we all now know to be "Absolute Kryptic K!"
Posted by Bob & Deb on Apr 14 at 7:40 AM EDT

Thanks for the invite and favorite adds! Those "favorites" mean more to us than the "score." Hey K, project is slow right now...making changes in routine that will open more time, but project is still high on list of things to get done! Peace and Love to all!
Posted by lifescorer on Apr 10 at 12:56 AM EDT

To Niki & all the gang of Phractured Phairytales:

I just wanted to thank you for picking my tune "I'm Goin' Down (To Grafton St)" as one of your favorites!

I sorry I missed the show on MTV (living in Ireland we only get MTV UK). Do they ever show repeats? Do you have an episode you can email me? Done a bit of TV myself and know how difficult it can be.

Anyway, thanks again and I hope to hear more from you!
Posted by Phractured Phairytales on Mar 31 at 10:25 PM EDT

" it is far better to serve in heaven than to serve in Hell"
-Arioch

SWEET QUOTE A - (and hollywood can kiss our rosie red elbows !)
we appreciate your comments AND your 'unique position' we just may be co-occupants of the same ground... in any case, hope the wheels that turn and the gears that grind at HITSOM do so productively and peacefully - blessings and peace,
Posted by arioch on Mar 31 at 9:08 PM EDT

Never let producers lie to you and say that you arent selling me your soul especially the ones over at MTV. I think those particular producers are holding out on me.

Having heard that you were intrigued by my posted comment on Kryptic K's profile I thought I would leave you a cryptic comment ( pun intended). According to Miltons version of Lucifer which of course we must agree with

" it is far better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven"-Milton

but I just wanted everyone else to hear the flip [my]side of that famous quote since there can be only one ruler in hell.

" it is far better to serve in heaven than to serve in Hell"-Arioch

trust me on this one I am in a unique position to know.

Anyways congratulations to Mr Rob Hobson on making the cut and getting into the band WTG.
Posted by Ron Hobson on Mar 30 at 10:43 PM EDT

I am unbelievably honored and humbled to be featured on your page! I don't know what to say! Thank you so, so much! By the way, can I join the band? I'll bring my double barrel guitar that you see in the picture! That's like get'n two for the price of one, ain't it?
Sending much love and appreciation out to some really creative Rennaissance gals: kryptic, Nikki and Elizabeth!
You girls Rock!