I GRADUATED FROM A SURREAL COLLAGE. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY THESIS BELOW. HOPEFULLY ITS DEPTHS YOU SHALL GRASP WITH ALACRITY.

Zisslehgayaehafy aldhauyag bdyadfta dkauegqptrqgedjaeetqip! Dshasldidajf ikdhahdavifya asdkdhf dkda ias dkfahgyeithaudfgat, navatahata apdidaq wdkdhgei idddh shegadudygta. Thtaeeags ghelgetredad ijdid oiogjdhueg. Ziszdhdeiehth okdidhdmbislb miseissidaonageed, & dahdmdidhe verfeufdjvkdk.

“I read the dictionary and thought it was a poem about everything.”
~ Steven Wright ~

“THE TRANQUIL HILLS AND GIN LOOK LIKE A DRAG, AND SOMEHOW A DOG HAS TAKEN ITSELF AND ITS TAIL CONSIDERABLY AWAY INTO MOUNTAINS, OR SEA, OR SKY, LEAVING BEHIND: ME…WAG.”
“Dream Song 14” John Berryman (1914 – 1972)