Half Acre Day is an amalgam of space and time, an ongoing experiment in the alchemy of sound and words. These tinkerings have resulted in the newly released collection Fourteen Trips Around the Sun.

Based on a complex set of hitherto undiscovered philosophical and mathematical formulae, H.A.D.’s controversial theories will shake the foundations of the Church and the State. Exposed to this sonic doctrine pious Clerics will set aflame their most sacred documents, and godless Dictators will kneel and pray to God for salvation.

There are currently only five people on the planet who fully understand the attendant algorithms, but in the future it will provide the energy necessary to maintain the amenities we enjoy today, such as toast.