Howdy My name is Fred and I’m an 85 year Old WWII Combat Veteran. I remain a hillbilly by choice and a business ontramanure by chance. I used to live up in the panhandle of Northern Idaho long before I became a not-so-rich & famous business ontramanure: … But – that is what has made me who and what I am today – The proud owner of “HILLBILLY TOOTHPASTE” Inc.

For over 60 years, our motto has always been … “ONE SQUEEZE FOR ALL YOUR NEEDS”. Everyone that has ever worked at HILLBILLY TOOTHPASTE has often said … “We are mighty proud for having been able to brighten the smiles of all our customers: especially those with only one front tooth”. But … Like it says on the brochure … “If our toothpaste was made for more than one tooth … we would have called it Teethpaste”. All of the family member pictures you see below are no longer current. Some of those pictures were taken before my ex-girlfriend, before my two adopted sons, and before my half-witted half cousin (from a previous marriage), started serving time in the Idaho State Prison/Mental Ward about 3 years ago…