"...One gloriously fateful day, four friends decided to change the entire world one "bad ass" disco-rock song at a time. Everyday pushing themselves close to near perspiration, they vow to create such ridiculously gorgeous music they've even been late for dinner a couple times .Metro Gnome's ma' ,Susan Gnome, even felt slightly annoyed at one point (this has yet to be confirmed). "It may have possibly maybe ended the band, sometimes, never", claims the drummer's mother, "I really wasn't upset...
"...One gloriously fateful day, four friends decided to change the entire world one "bad ass" disco-rock song at a time. Everyday pushing themselves close to near perspiration, they vow to create such ridiculously gorgeous music they've even been late for dinner a couple times .Metro Gnome's ma' ,Susan Gnome, even felt slightly annoyed at one point (this has yet to be confirmed). "It may have possibly maybe ended the band, sometimes, never", claims the drummer's mother, "I really wasn't upset, he's just so dramatic sometimes. I think it's that pop he drinks.". So, despite such danger and scandal surrounding this project the young lads have carried on. The band's singer ,R. Willshire Allichester IV, has noted "Well, I don't have much else to do really. It's kinda fun sometimes.". Further fueling the argument that the boys have one passion in life and this band is that love."
-- portion of a rejected article from the Keokuk Daily Gate (Keokuk, IA), May 2006
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