Nathan's Recollection, Possibly fictional but based on a true story: One day, while hunting rats in the sewer, I heard a strange noise. I turned around to find a large man running at me with a dagger. He immediately stopped and proposed to me. Being quite tempted but also knowing that gay marriage is illegal (in order to protect the sanctity of the endangered heterosexual), I had to say, "no." James understood and was happy to join me on my rat hunt. While the 2 of us were feasting on rats th...
Nathan's Recollection, Possibly fictional but based on a true story: One day, while hunting rats in the sewer, I heard a strange noise. I turned around to find a large man running at me with a dagger. He immediately stopped and proposed to me. Being quite tempted but also knowing that gay marriage is illegal (in order to protect the sanctity of the endangered heterosexual), I had to say, "no." James understood and was happy to join me on my rat hunt. While the 2 of us were feasting on rats that evening we were ambushed by guerilla clown-soldiers, who quickly overpowered us with their superior weaponry and good looks. As luck would have it, a lone rider witnessed this atrocity. He alighted from his horse and easily used the element of surprise to overtake our captors. Dave then freed us, and we allowed him to share our grilled rats. Soon thereafter a delicious smell aroused our interest. Having finished the rat, our appetites were whetted for something sweet. The scent of s'mores led us to the railroad tracks, where we were immediately treated to a round of "Down in the Coal Mine" accompanied by a well-played acoustic guitar. As you can probably guess by now, this was Bill and yes for whatever reason he was naked. After the song I mentioned that I also play guitar. Gosh, it was so surprising to find out that all of us were musicians.
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