conqueringvalhalla
Ottawa, CA:ON
Biography
The colossal beef titans of Conquering Valhalla... five warriors given license to soar by the great Gods of Pubicon 3. The great devourers of babies and destructors of the un-metal, slayers of gay dragons and inhalers of cannons. All five members of this massive musical managerie of megalithic proportions were all born with full beards at the same time from within a giant robotic vagina known only as "Steve" on top of glorious Skull Mountain, in Castle Wolfensteinke. Fed on a steady diet of b...
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