Ladies and gentleman, your judge!
Giants of earth. My name is @#^%#%$^%; lossely translated, ChristianG! I have come to your planet to spread wisdom and sorrow! I will listen to your music, and if I like it, I will spread wisdom. If I don’t like your music, I will try to make you cry! But don’t worry, my opinion only means so much, I’ve only been listening to music for million years; its not like I have much to go on.