My name is Allison. I’m very sarcastic and always will be. I’m horrible at telling jokes and stories so my sarcasm is how I make people laugh.

I had blonde hair for 20 years and decided to dye it brown a year ago. I really do think people take me more seriously now. Well, some people don’t, but they’ll never change… which is sad.

Change is good. I rearrange my apartment every few months. I like change when I want change. I’ve found that I don’t like surprises too much. They disrupt my plans, and I always like to have a plan. That’s something that stresses me out sometimes. Like, after I graduate do I want to further my education or try to find a good long-term job? It seems like I’ll never decide.

One of my downfalls is being indecisive. I really can’t help it. If I don’t think about something long and hard before I decide, I’ll regret making the quick choice for some reason or another.

I like to think I’m pretty smart. I’m not always the most dependable. I try my hardest to live by the Golden Rule. I’m not an immensely diverse person, but I hope to become one.