Bring Me The Ears Of Axl Rose

Duration

3:49

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Lyrics

Axl Rose is a no good mother trucker And he slept with my lovely daughter Linda Lee Most folks round here would upchuck at the mention of his music But I'll sing off-key to Patience eternally Oh bring me the ears of Axl Rose Those are two ears I'd surely like to meet Bring me the ears of Axl Rose For to help me sing those hard rock melodies I was raised a country bumpkin by granpappy Cause daddy was always drunk and on the lam And it took me 30 years of deep self-exploration Just to figure out the kind of man I am See the music that granpappy made was always kind of bland Playin' fiddle at the Opry in a country western band I knew that hearin' one more show Was more 'an I could stand So I began So I began to become a G'n'R fan Oh bring me the ears of Axl Rose Those are two ears I'd surely like to meet Bring me the ears of Axl Rose For to help me sing those hard rock melodies Now Patience is but one of my all-time favorites There's Welcome to the Jungle and Rocket Queen Always felt Sweet Child o' Mine was kinda overrated And November Rain plays like a purty dream Bought a red bandana and wrapped it round my forehead Bought a Gibson Les Paul like Slash had chose But as far as I have come, it still isn't any fun Til I can sing like the amazing Mr. Rose See the music that granpappy made was always kind of bland Playin' fiddle at the Opry in a country western band I knew that hearin' one more show Wad more 'an I could stand So I began So I began to start a G'n'R band Oh bring me the ears of Axl Rose Those are two ears I'd surely like to meet Bring me the ears of Axl Rose For to help me sing those hard rock melodies For to help me scream those hard rock melodies For to help me sing those hard rock melodies