See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism)

Lyrics

See Something Say Something (The War On Tourism) (spoken) Hey everybody! It's terrorist season here in New York City! Did I say "terrorist?" Oh. Because I meant it's "tourist" season. I was going about my day in the same old usual way Walked 5 blocks to the G train, broken umbrella in the rain. I waited and waited and waited and waited and wait! What's that there? An unattended package next to the subway stairs… And I thought to myself: "See something, say something" But no one was there for me to say something to "See something, say something" The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do? I went over to the package to listen for a bomb And sure as I am sure it was meowing like a bomb. I knew right then and there I was going to be a hero; I had to stop that bomb from meowing down to zero. And I thought to myself: "See something, say something" But no one was there for me to say something to "See something, say something" The attendant had been replaced by a machine, so what was I to do? I ran up the subway steps and out into the street. I yelled "it's a bomb!" The bomb hissed and peed. I ran down to the river; the tourists were in shock and awe. I threw that bomb in the river! That's when I saw the tiny paw I saw something, I did something! The tourists tweeted their friends about my poor decision. I saw something, I did something! What's one kitten in the war on tourism? The war on terrorism? The war on tourism! (Meow meow meow meow!)