Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?
Album: Half a Lifetime
By: Jason Craig
By: Jason Craig
Duration
3:51
Genres
Description
I'd like to go ahead and apologize to decent people everywhere for this one. And also to my mother. Yeah, it's pretty much as bad as the title implies.
Lyrics
Does the Carpet Match the Drapes? © 2008 Jason Craig Well we’d just sat down at our local bar and I’d ordered up a round of shots When my buddy Matt said look at that Good God that woman is hot Just then that redhead caught my eye and she flashed me the devil’s grin So I held off for two more rounds but soon I was movin’ in (So I walked up…) Well I’ll just come right out and say that girl you turn me on Please understand I’m the kind of man who likes to come on strong I love your sexy reddish locks and the way they frame your eyes But the “do” I’m wonderin’ about right now, ain’t the one that you blow dry Does the carpet match the drapes, I gotta know I know you’re a redhead upstairs, but is there fire down below Does the carpet match the drapes, I gotta see ‘Cause if the north don’t match the south my dear, you ain’t never goin’ home with me I thought I’d know for sure by now, as hard as I been tryin’ You can’t just ask her, gotta see for yourself, ‘cause you know she might be lyin’ Took her out on Friday night, brought her home, then straight to bed The only way her drapes could match that carpet would be if she shaved her head – hardwood floors baby! The carpet doesn’t match the drapes And now I know I see you’re a redhead upstairs but it’s all Mop and Glo down below The carpet doesn’t match the drapes Yeah now I see Although the north don’t match the south sweet babe You know that won’t be stoppin’ me The carpet didn’t match the drapes But I didn’t care I’m not gonna wish for colored shag when I can have it smooth and bare The carpet didn’t match the drapes but now I see That with a razor and some Barbasol baby you can come home with me (I’m gonna wax that thing) (Gonna swab that deck)
