The Relativity Blues
Album: single
By: erolsommer
By: erolsommer
Duration
5:30
Genres
Description
This is a tongue in cheek commentary on the current economic conditions. We must remember to be thankful for what we still have! Hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I've enjoyed recording and performing it!
Lyrics
THE RELATIVITY BLUES (My Portfolio) Key of E tempo 80, by Erol Sommer © 2010 My Portfolio Ain’t what it used to be I said My Port-folio It Ain’t what it used to be Had to sell my 2 Ferraris, now I’m drivin a Lincoln SUV (and cruise control don't work right ) (underline indicates stop-time) I bought stock in General Motors Had money at Goldman Sachs I sat down with Bernie Madoff Then I gave him all my Cash Oh My Portfolio It just Ain’t what it used to be Had to sell Masseratti, now I’m leasin a Lincoln SUV. (and it don't even got heated seats) Had me a real low mortgage rate Thought I was doin pretty good But now all of my real estate Lists for half of what it should Had to sell my big brick mansion, Now I live in one made out of wood (and it don't even got Tennis ct) Fannie May was my old lady Freddie Mac had my back I thought Lehman's were my Brothers I didn't know the deck was stacked Oh My Portfolio It just Ain’t what it used to be Had to sell my Masseratti, now I’m leasin a Lincoln SUV.(and it don't even got a GPS) * (SOLO over VERSE) “to the break” I bought stock in General Motors Had money at Goldman Sachs I sat down with Bernie Madoff And he Made Off with all my Cash Oh My Portfolio It just Ain’t what it used to be Had to sell my Masseratti Now I’m LEASIN this Lincoln SUV. (and it'...)
