De La Crank
Album: All Puffed up
By: De La Crank
By: De La Crank
Duration
3:56
Genres
Description
An introduction to De La Crank via a musical asskicking. For example "When it comes to sound other bands got not tone, De La Crank, our tone is mas chingon" or the classic "you got no money and your husbands a bum, De La Crank delivers pizza like a porn movie does. See what I mean check em out.
Lyrics
WHEN BRAND NAME BANDS DON’T WORK LIKE THEY SAID DE LA CRANK GETS IN AND WE CLEAN UP THE MESS WITH ELECTROLITE ACTION AND OVERHEAD CAMS DE LA CRANK REGULATES WTH A STRONG PIMP HAND YOU GOT NO MONEY AND YOUR HUSBANDS A BUM DE LA CRANK DELIVERS PIZZA LIKE A PORN MOVIE DOES YOU’RE PRIUS PURRS LIKE A METROSEX MOUSE DE LA CRANK OUR V-8 IS AS BIG AS A HOUSE WE PLAY BETTER WHEN YOU BUY US A ROUND DE LA CRANK THE MORE YOU DRINK THE BETTER WE SOUND WHEN IT COMES TO SOUND OTHER BANDS GOT NO TONE DE LA CRANK OUR TONE IS MAS CHINGON OTHER BANDS QUIT WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 12 DE LA CRANK DON’T STOP WE JUST KEEP GETTING DOWN ALL YOU SOFTIES LEAVE CAUSE IT’S GONNA GET LOUD DE LA CRANK DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO TURN DOWN SITTIN IN THE DARK WITH NOWHERE TO GO DE LA CRANK BLAZES LIKE A NUCLUEAR BULB YOUR home LIFE SUCKS AND YOUR BOSS IS AN ASS De la crank Sorry but we cant help you with that Yuppies tell us to put out our smokes De la crank Puff the magic dragon said time to light up The congressman he ain’t nothin but a ho De la crank street walkers won’t stoop that low
