Christmastime At Mamaw's

Duration

4:36

Genres

Holiday / Seasonal

Description

Lyrics

Christmastime At Mamaw’s Words by Inside Joke Music by Bobby Perry and Inside Joke Additional Vocals by Mamaw, Little G Lewis, and Emma Kat It’s Dec 25th, you know where i be At Mamaw’s celebrating Christmas wit my family We got Tito, Jason, Andrea and Joey Kristy, Double Deez, Cassius Clay, and Little G Lady K, Jermaine, Kathy and B.B. Emma, Kendy, Greenly, and Kateastrophe Anticipating what’s under the Christmas Tree But before we open presents, it’s time to eat Mamaw be making sure everybody stuffed Having no concept of when enough is enough “Heres another biscuit” I done had five! “you’ll need some more grave” Mamaw i don’t wanna die! Mamaw just can’t take now for an answer Done ate enough to stuff Prancer and Dancer Start to get up “That’s all you’re gonna eat?” My gut looking swoll from the eggs and meat But I eat some more, what can I say? Even though its the first of three meals this day Eating all dis fried food that Mamaw made Da kids begging to get up so that they can play Mamaw fills my plate, Christmas tunes in the background Mistletoe and holly be hanging all around Smoke from the kitchen reminds me of a club Mamaw giving out lots of Christmas Love CHORUS: Giving lots of love the Christmas. Just you wait and see I’ve got lots of surprises underneath the tree After breakfast, you know what time it is This be when the show really begins Underneath the tree there be all kinds of surprises Got me on edge wondering what mine is Reminiscing of her past gifts Like the pecan log roll and potato chip clips Or perhaps another chirping bird clock And a Spaghetti Strainer from the Mini Malls overstock One time she gave me up a plastic egg tray And got matching bath towels for me, Deez and Cassius Clay When I was ten, Mamaw wrapped me up a pound a bacon There’s no telling how many blankets she be making An each December when it starts to get cold Got me thinking bout the year she got me a rooster snow globe Not to mention the gift in the egg nog With gifts like these, who needs a yule log? CHORUS So now the time has come to see what Mamaw gave Trying to focus on the real meaning of this day Opened up the present, I’m stunned and amazed With a gift like this what was I to say? In high school, Mamaw got me some santa briefs But i could wear those when all my others weren’t clean But this… ain’t no way I’m putting these on Mamaw got me a male candy cane Christmas thong!