There's sand in my pavlova

Duration

2:31

Genres

Holiday / Seasonal

Description

Lyrics

THERE’S SAND IN MY PAVLOVA THERE’S SAND IN MY BED THERE’S SAND IN THE CAR THERE’S EVEN SAND ON MY HEAD THERE’S SAND IN THE SHOWER THERE’S SAND IN MY TOGS THERE’S SAND IN MY CLOTHES THERE’S EVEN SAND ON THE DOGS ALL THIS SAND IT’S DRIVING ME ‘ROUND THE BEND OH OH IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN THE MERCURY’S HITTING 40 TARMAC’S ON MY THONGS THE SHOPS ARE FULL OF OF PEOPLE SOAKING UP THE FREE AIRCON THE ROADS ARE FULL OF FOUR WHEEL DRIVES TOWING CARAVANS AND BOATS SANTAS AT THE MALL IT MUST BE HOT IN THAT RED COAT ALL THIS HEAT IT DRIVING ME ‘ROUND THE TWIST OH OH IT MUST BE TIME FOR OLD SAINT NICK CHRISTMAS TIME IS THE TIME OF YEAR WE PRETEND IT’S NOT TOO HOT WITH FLANNELLED FOOLS AND SWIMMING POOLS AND WE ALL KNOW IT DOESN’T SNOW THE RELI’S ARE ALL OVER AND THERE’S FOOD GALORE THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ARE UP THERE’S PEOPLE COMING THROUGH THE DOOR EVERYONE WANTS TO PARTY THE PUB HAS GOT A BAND AND I CAN’T HELP BUT WONDER IF THE GUITAR IS FULL OF SAND AND THE BAND ARE PLAYING “JINGLE BELL ROCK’ OH OH IT’S TIME TO HANG OUT YOUR SOCK