J. Edgar Wetherby
By: Ben Lacy
Duration
2:20
Genres
Description
I woke up with this interesting name and melody in my head one morning, and filled in the blanks with somewhat subconscious hatred for authority!
Lyrics
J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man Don't say you cant beat him cause you can Don't say you cant beat him cause you can Well he grew up tall, And he grew up brave And he told everybody That they should do the same But! He didn't know that they were fine He said "the only right way is mine" J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man He'll steal your wallet if he can! Well when he young On the first day of school He said "Hey teacher! I'll make the rules!" And she just smiled, and laughed at him Now she lives in a prison in the Pacific Rim! J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man He'll beat you with your own pot and pan Well he grew up tall And he grew up mean And he told everybody To join his machine So when they said no thanks, it didn't matter He threw some bombs and watched them splatter! J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man J Edgar Wetherby's a real big man But don't say you can't beat him cause you can Don't say you can't beat him cause you can!
