Does Anyone Get Horny Anymore

Duration

3:56

Genres

Americana / Alt Country

Description

Lyrics

Used to be we'd watch the late show | And we'd lay out the hay and have a roll | We'd chuckle 'tween our loving | When the host would let loose with a funny one | Uh huh, uh huh || Now she wants to watch the headline news | And our mood takes on a deeper blue | As the future seems to fall apart we see it blow by blow | Alot of people lookin' for recovery we see the downfall in slow mo' | Uh huh, uh huh | So I've gotta ask, ya I have to ask || Does anyone get horny anymore? | Does anyone get horny anymore? | I can't take much more of this | Disruption to my marital bliss | Does anyone get horny anymore? | It seems because of the economy | My wife don't want to get on a' me | And I can't take too much more of this | Doesn't anyone get horny anymore? || And though I'd like to see the wealth spread around | So everyone has enough | I don't want to suffer anymore | From a deficit of lovin’ when the goin' gets rough | Uh huh, uh huh || And while they're on the subject of health care | There's alot like me out there | Mr. President can you put us in your plan | Please sir won't you help your fellow man | Help us regain our peace of mind by ensuring that we get a piece next time || I hope the stimulus works | So I stop sounding like a sex-crazed jerk | And it seems I've got a lot of time on my hands | Seeing as I just got canned | Honey I know you're looking at me, ya I know it's a bit embarrassing | But can I finish the song... | How bout you folks do you want me to finish the song... | Hey honey you can sing along... | Come on help me finish the song | All together now... || Does anyone get horny anymore? | Does anyone get horny anymore? | I can't take much more of this | Distraction from my marital bliss | Does anyone get horny anymore? | It seems because of this dire circumstance | She forgets the romance in my pants | And I can't take too much more of this | Doesn't anyone get horny anymore?