Appalachian Tale

Duration

4:10

Genres

Bluegrass

Description

Lyrics

The bar was dark but I guess that’s no excuse I’d had too many drinks and was feeling kinda loose I was just ready to leave when the door to the street Suddenly opened wide and in walked something sweet Blue eyes, tight jeans strawberry blonde hair I grabbed another drink an’ sat back down in my chair. I checked out her asset through the bottom of my glasset As she came by my table she smiled as she walked past it She strode up to the bar ordered Smirnoff with a twist Turned around and looked at me and blew a little kiss I blew a kiss back an’ that was my first mistake My pulse was a-pounding; my knees began to shake. The motel room was functional the walls were mostly bare My clothes folded neatly on the grubby bedside chair I went an’ lowered the lights to create the atmosphere Wondering on the wisdom of drinking that last beer Then as I turned back to the bed as solid as a rock She’d taken off most her clothes and I got the biggest shock. First of all a wooden leg she unscrewed with due care The blonde wig then she placed it carefully on the bedside chair I couldn’t believe my eyes when she then removed her bra One by one they got detached and placed inside a jar. She smiled a toothy grin then the teeth came out too Then she said “I’m ready, baby. Whatcha wanna do?’ An ear, an eye, a leg and other parts standing by I’m thinking ‘Ray. This ain’t your day it’s time for you to fly’ I made a hasty dash as I tried to make the door She screamed as something else dropped off and rolled along the floor She threw a wooden leg at my head which I catched ‘Where’d ya think ya goin’ ? There’s still some parts attached.’ So here’s the strangest thing that happened on that night Everything worked out fine; we finally got it right We been together ever since; happy as can be All the bits I ever need she flings across to me And any time I feel I wanna try something new We turn a part press restart undo another screw.