The reviews say it all:

"Sometimes, there are moments in music, so grand, so original, so immensely mind altering, that the simple concept of listening to a song becomes a profound experience bordering on epiphany; this is not one of those moments. Nothing in terms of music has been made here. I would not be surprised if a small child died somewhere just because these 'songs' have been recorded. And I use 'songs' under the loosest possible definition of the word."
-Rolling Stone magazine

"I thank god everyday that I do not have to listen to this band. However, these songs are so awful that I have been thoroughly convinced of God's absence in this now meaningless existence of ours. I would be compelled to jump off a bridge, but there is no point."
-AP magazine

"If me had known that this was to come, me never have invented music in first place! gggggrrrrruuuuggg!!"
-the caveman who first banged rocks together to make music

"Some people say that I am too idealistic, that I talk about hope too much. Well, all I have to say is, that after listening to this band, I possess no hope for any future society of any kind, and am therefore stepping down as a nominee for President"
-Barack Obama

"It is impurpative that we not misunderestimate the logistatics of the possibilty of weapons of mass destruction resounding in these terrorist sound waves. This band is as unamerican as apple pie isn't."
-George W. Bush