Imagine yourself transported to the 9 levels of final purification known as purgatory, a land that few have seen and from where even fewer have escaped. Close your eyes and picture yourself stranded on thorny paths, gripping walls of razor sharp obsidian, all the while suffering the painful realization that perhaps the prayers of the living will not be enough to set your soul free…

What would you do to pass the time? What could you do? And most important, what would you listen to?

For years, Serenading the Dead have been the resident house band for the dead and the damned. Combining the sounds of vaudeville and burlesque with death and pop music, their music is powerful enough to silence the moans of even the most demanding demons.

So fill up those ipods and get ready for your trip through eternal salvation-and if you don't like what you hear, then we'll see you in hell...