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About Phractured Phairytales

 
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The powers that be over at MTV had a "great" idea for a TV show--following an aging yet photogenic rock band trying to make it in the music biz. Nikki Foust was all for it, though KrYpTiC k and Elizabeeth were concerned that it would be like 'selling one's soul to the devil.'

The producers assured them otherwise, so they agreed.

The show "Phractured Phairytales Rock (in) da House" was conceptualized as a reality sitcom a la "The Osbournes," hoping that comedy would ensue. Niki Foust, a closeted (or not so closeted?) exhibitionist started walking around nude and acting like a b*tch to get a rise out of her "co-stars."

KrYpTiC k and Elizabeeth would not play along and the show ended up being more boring than "Big Brother 3" and was cancelled after the first season.

The show's theme song, "Upstairs Jan," which was originally a meditation on alienation and social cruelty, did end up hitting MTV's top spot for a few weeks, but eventually Phractured Phairytails went the way of Eden's Crush...


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What do you call a midget fortune teller who escaped from prison?

A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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  • Posted by garyrevel on Aug 2 at 4:26 PM EDT
    Thanks
  • Posted by Scream Machine on Jul 25 at 1:01 PM EDT
    Hey, stopping by to say thanks for the support! Our track "Divine Prevention" has made it to the Quarter-Finals in the gothic-industrial channel! Help us win and vote, vote, vote!

    Cruelly Yours,

    DJ Preshuss of Scream Machine

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  • Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 4 at 7:34 PM EDT
    Er, Girls. My bad.
  • Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 4 at 7:33 PM EDT
    "How can I live without you" Is great, really like it. Keep up the kickass work guys.
  • Posted by Doc_Sregor on Jul 1 at 8:08 PM EDT
    Hey, thanks for checking me out. :p
  • Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT
    YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

    N. ENVOYS
  • Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT
    YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

    N. ENVOYS
  • Posted by naked envoys on May 26 at 4:00 PM EDT
    YOU GUYS ARE THE GREATEST!

    N. ENVOYS
  • Posted by mums the word on May 26 at 3:21 PM EDT
    I LOVE the name of your band!

    I LOVE your music!

    I LOVE your sense of humor!

    Keep it up and make more music!

    Thanks for the friendship!

    Mumsy
  • Posted by The Dave Pepper Band on Apr 30 at 2:17 PM EDT
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    Have a great week! Stay LOUD All the best, Dave Pep
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