We are HEADS OF STATE, an extremely foolhardy trio that look like the last people you would think to take the stage...right before we take the stage...and to ultimately book a gig at the Republican National Convention. We also hold it to be certain that politics, racial tensions, fascism, conscious hypocritical government tactics, and fundamental religious fanaticism of any/all kinds are thoroughly useless for the success of a peaceful human existence. The fact that the greatest country in the world (at "kickin' ass"), utilizes, holds true, employs, and continues to strengthen all of the above listed belief structures reminiscent of a certain Nazi frenzy, is really fucking shit up for everyone on this planet and the next, say six to eight generations if we're lucky (= 150-200 years). Our material and interests include, and are completely not limited to: THE ULTIMATE POSTER CHILDREN FOR THE ANTI-IMAGE SOMETIMES INTELLIGENT ROCK BAND/rock/funk/really arrogant footwear/minimal vocals/extremely mainstream chord progressions/personal taint maintenance/Freaking Out/humor/Carly Simon/beer/destroying padded toilet seats/listening to Bee Gees drunk on a worn out turntable/how bats can poo while hanging upside down and not poo on themselves?/socially satirizing the current state of our entire existence while still enjoying the beauty humanity is capable of/various flavors of Minute Maid Light/ranting (obviously)/not more than a few bars of really angry jazz/Mr. Rogers' philosophy on an off day/minimal facial grooming/1x10e more things to list that there just isn't room for...