In music and music theory, a chord is three or more different notes that are played simultaneously, or near-simultaneously. In this case, chords are unable to be played due to the immensely low tuned instruments. Most often, in European-influenced music, chords are tertian sonorities that can be constructed as stacks of thirds relative to some underlying scale. Unfortunately, this is unable to be achieved due to the fact that tertian sonorites deal with speech sounds, syllables, plosives and vowels, which the band members didn't learn about in kindergarten since they were to busy mackin' it with their female classmates. And lastly, but most notably, two-note combinations are typically referred to as dyads or intervals. The band members in chords dont give a fuck about dyads or intervals.

In essence, chords is a group of 5 handsome young gentlemen, who arent gentle at all, dont get proper nutrition in their diets, lost all sense of their table manners, are menaces to society, roudy, unfaithful, disgusting sons of bitches; though they do love their moms, and love to play with eachother.

Music that is.