Andy is a pretty nice guy. He has 10 toes and 10 fingers. He likes books with extensive use of onomatopoeias. He likes to practice writing with his left hand so he can put ambidextrous on his resume. He always tips 20 percent. He wears socks with sandals. He likes watching b-rated foreign films with no subtitles. He can guess if you are ticklish. He thinks a superhero should be created with the skill of chucking the crapload of AOL discs that come in the mail.

Lastly, he thinks you are awesome for coming to this page.