Katy Perry was crowned the Queen of Twitter earlier this week, after figures released by the site showed that she gained more than 15 million followers in 2013. Which is good, because while KP has already received numerous accolades – Billboard Music Awards, American Music Awards, a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – we all know that when it comes to determining popularity (and self worth), it’s all a matter of how many Twitter followers you have.
Perry may have narrowly beat out fellow pop superstars like Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber to take home the title of most beloved on the interwebz, but her timeline isn’t nearly as funny, thought-provoking, or all-around enjoyable as some of the musicians who truly rule the social network. For tweets that are full of lulz and aren’t purely written for self promotion, try following these unsung heroes.
John Darnielle – @mountain_goats
The Mountain Goats frontman is already well known for being a prolific songwriter, but he’s equally active on Twitter. Follow if you like: jokes, death metal, bad movies, progressive politics
fyi my criteria for movies is 100% not “are they any good and do people like them” and 100% “do they have names like ‘relic of cthulhu’”
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) December 17, 2013
don’t wanna play amateur sociologist but maybe the real black friday…is in our hearts
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) November 29, 2013
owing to humanity’s collective failure to reject MS Word God has announced everybody goes to Hell. no exceptions
— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) November 8, 2013