Miscelanyus
When a female MC jumps in the ring, there’s an unspoken pressure to come hard, wiping the smirks off male faces with a well-crafted verbal slap. It’s still a boy’s club, after all, and proving yourself sometimes means sucker punching the biggest and baddest guy in the room. Virginia MC Miscelanyus knows the drill, and delivers blow after blow right out of the gate. On “Intro” she spits scathing lines like, “You bitches Anne Frank, my Nazi flow is killing this,” and “Married to the mic and the money, I’m a bigamist.” Filthy, raw and sharp, you find yourself grinning in delight the further she goes into the gutter. But being a successful MC doesn’t mean subjugating all your femininity. The ballad “Studio Love” uses a recording session as a metaphor for romantic interludes. It’s kind of silly, yes, but chances are you’ll still have a good time. But the most fun to be had comes with “Lights, Camera, Action.” The clomping, jerking beat and vintage ‘80s synths are edgy and cool enough for a Missy Elliott track. But she’ll have to fight Miscelanyus for them, and we wouldn’t advise it. Girl has some mean hooks.
