- Journey fans: time to stop believing says Steve Perry.
- People who set their heads on fire: time to not do that.
- Rush fans: time to get angry.
- Teenage girls: time to move on.
- Indie kids: time to pull an all-nighter.
- Misfits: time for Superchunk to cover one of your songs, again.
- Drunkards: time to find out that Taio Cruz is faking it.
- Everybody: time to get creeped out by Heidi Klum’s Halloween outfit.











