Moronica

As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one man stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of jaded and increasingly bored consumers. Juvee Records, in association with INgrooves Pure Digital Media is proud to introduce the wildest hard rock super hero to ever pull on tight leather pants and stuff them with his microphone. He has traveled across the globe on a...

As the earth spins faster towards oblivion, one man stands alone against the relentless attack from an army of sensitive and painfully bland pop stars as they bare their damaged souls to an over-saturated, snoring populace of jaded and increasingly bored consumers. Juvee Records, in association with INgrooves Pure Digital Media is proud to introduce the wildest hard rock super hero to ever pull on tight leather pants and stuff them with his microphone. He has traveled across the globe on a heavy metal mission to exterminate American Idol winners and rid the planet of arrogant and lazy music producers and their roster of horribly unoriginal artists. In a time of great change in the music industry, it is our pleasure to present to you a new breed of crime fighter, a man not the least concerned with honor, dignity, humility, manners, integrity, character or decency. For it takes true and mighty champion, a fierce and relentless foe of sincerity and political correctness to summon the courage to speak his mind no matter who he offends. It requires a shameless liberator of long lost laughter to rescue the planet from the evils of homogenized, overbearing, pre-packaged entertainment. Who is this Duke of Decibels, this Guru of Grunge, this Messiah of Metal? HIS NAME IS MORONICA - AND HE IS HERE TO SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.